hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via tbotofficial)

nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

(Source: clearsama, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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(via pizza)

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

(via pizza)

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

(via sjuper)