h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

(via pizza)

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

(via sjuper)

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via chernobylkid)

dutchster:

one time i went swimming 5 minutes after eating, in case you were looking for a bad boy

(via pizza)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via pizza)